meekofitz:

jacklanternlives:

thex-kid:

unicow-nak-nak:

hallowedhorrors:

skindeap:

8-inch chocolate penis that oozes fondant cream… Fresh mint fondant, Valencia orange fondant, Williams Pear liqueur fondant, Mozart chocolate liqueur fondant, Cointreau liqueur fondant and Irish coffee liqueur fondant.

United Indecent Pleasures

Okay but is it possible to get the filling colored red? Because obviously the best use for these is to make a gif or video where you’re licking and sucking at one seductively, making bedroom eyes at the camera, and then you BITE THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN HALF AND SHRIEK YOUR VICTORY AS THE DELICIOUS BLOOD-FILLING DRIPS FROM YOUR VICIOUS MAW.

This site scares me so much.

Reblogging because that damn comment

Best comment.

I just keep sobbing to myself “IT’S A CHOCOLATE PENIS. IT’S A CHOCOLATE PENIS!”

Because I’d always knew this would exist

Now I have seen it

IT’S A CHOCOLATE PENIS

(Source: moshita)

the-bearded-poet:

colonelcheru:

azulezircon:

crisisdragonfly:

cliffrose-acetone:

robbazkingofsweden:

So basically this guy that I go to school with had to do a video about this academy called the CTE Academy, which is ridiculously far from our own and takes up three class periods, with you only earning one credit. He was told to make a video to promote this academy.
He made this.

This was about 823742 times better than I thought it would be

This is literally the best thing I’ve seen

Dear god, I’m crying.

this is the best video ever.

I want to know how badly his asshole got destroyed by the person who gave him this assignment.

genderqueer:

israelbutchroseoka:

best PSA i’ve ever seen!

PSA about safer sex between trans and cis (non-trans) men. Audio is in French; subtitles are available in French and English.

(Source: buckangel)

milesjai:

irish-hugz:

forgive the super low quality, not sure what happened there

it was funny in my head and i wanted to see if i could share with you guys

OH MY GOD